Post by Finn Whelan on Feb 22, 2020 21:10:21 GMT
It was a slow day at the tavern as the Pirate Captain's steady gaze watched the menagerie of folk mingle one way and another while a single gold coin twirled idly across deft fingers, flipping across each jeweled and silver ring coated digit back into his thumb.
"Stay here and behave,"
He muttered in a mock tone, attempting to mimic his first mate, Emerson's tone as he echoed the man's words.
"Pff....you stay here and 'behave'. I'm a perfect gentleman!"
He complained to the open air between him, angrily downing what had to be his third or fourth mug of whiskey.
His fifth?
Blast it all, he'd lost count and he was growing tiresomely bored by this point.
He stowed the coin to try and sit still, but soon found his leg shaking like a child who'd just downed a bag of sugary confections in a single go, nails drumming across the tabletop.
"I'm the Captain!"
He slurred, a few more mugs later, gesturing with his tankard and sloshing some whiskey across the wood of the tabletop as he did so,
"I tell you what to do, Emmy-boy! Not t'other way 'round."
Pushing himself to his feet while slamming a handful of coin to the tabletop, enough to cover his tab.
He wasn't about to sit in the corner like a youngling in time out.
To hell with that!
Staggering across the room and stumbling into a tavern woman, only to accidentally grasp one of her breasts as he did so-
Had it been accident?
He wasn't really sure anymore.
"Sorry 'bout that ma'am...but might I say-...Well done."
Patting her back as she rolled her eyes at the snoggered Pirate who continued on towards the door, nearly making it there before his wavering vision got the better of him and his boot snagged a stool stuck into the walkway a little too far, causing the man to make a rather abrupt acquaintance with the floorboards before he even could realize what had happened.
"Ow..."
He groaned, opting to simply lie there for a moment, clearly having accepted his newfound fate.
One hand raised up to shield his eyes from the harsh lighting of the world.
Yup....he'd just live here now.
This was fine.
"Stay here and behave,"
He muttered in a mock tone, attempting to mimic his first mate, Emerson's tone as he echoed the man's words.
"Pff....you stay here and 'behave'. I'm a perfect gentleman!"
He complained to the open air between him, angrily downing what had to be his third or fourth mug of whiskey.
His fifth?
Blast it all, he'd lost count and he was growing tiresomely bored by this point.
He stowed the coin to try and sit still, but soon found his leg shaking like a child who'd just downed a bag of sugary confections in a single go, nails drumming across the tabletop.
"I'm the Captain!"
He slurred, a few more mugs later, gesturing with his tankard and sloshing some whiskey across the wood of the tabletop as he did so,
"I tell you what to do, Emmy-boy! Not t'other way 'round."
Pushing himself to his feet while slamming a handful of coin to the tabletop, enough to cover his tab.
He wasn't about to sit in the corner like a youngling in time out.
To hell with that!
Staggering across the room and stumbling into a tavern woman, only to accidentally grasp one of her breasts as he did so-
Had it been accident?
He wasn't really sure anymore.
"Sorry 'bout that ma'am...but might I say-...Well done."
Patting her back as she rolled her eyes at the snoggered Pirate who continued on towards the door, nearly making it there before his wavering vision got the better of him and his boot snagged a stool stuck into the walkway a little too far, causing the man to make a rather abrupt acquaintance with the floorboards before he even could realize what had happened.
"Ow..."
He groaned, opting to simply lie there for a moment, clearly having accepted his newfound fate.
One hand raised up to shield his eyes from the harsh lighting of the world.
Yup....he'd just live here now.
This was fine.